Suzy Stories

I'm letting the "flower" of the bag.  Suzy's times WITH ME and the letters that she said should be destroyed will be published on the Web!  Who else lets you crack into their journals?  This is great!  Thank you, Al Gore, for helping invent the Internet in 1989 when I had no clue!  But, its not 1989.  It's time to laugh at Suzy and have a lot of fun!  This is only a joke.  I want others to know how special funny and spontaneous this lady is.  IF YOU WANT THE SUPER ULTIMATE BLAST SCROLL DOWN AND SKIP THE 30 SHORT STORIES AND VIEW THE ONE THAT IS RATHER A MADE UP STORY.  ITS NOT STUPID TO ALL PEOPLE AND HAS GREAT IMAGINATION

I met Suzy Bloch on October 10, 2008 after I moved into Spruce Cout Apartments on the west side of Sturgeon Bay.  The property manager was the beautiful Kristine Gensler.  I know that day is gone, but it was the present.  I thought this door was another closet but it led to the basement.  Down there I saw a big woman named Suzy.  She told me about the washer and dryer.  She was cute and funny.  This is not a "Stacy's Mom" thing.  I didn't even tell you about the original pretty older woman thing with Amy.  Now, before I get to the parts where she gets physical on her own accord and goes crazy and unpredictably funny and odd at the same time, you need to know Suzy's age.  Suzy Q as they call her is 52.  Her b-day was someday in November.  

#2  I gave her a birthday card that I made by scratch.  She cried it was so nice.  

#3  Suzy Bloch's nickname is Bloch head.  She has been called that all the time by everyone including me.  Then her retort was that she's a "good Bloch head."  Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

#4   I walked into the apartment with my other Sweetie, 2x year old Christine Van Es.  She said, "Pscyho Suzy was watching you's."  It reminded the ding bat loud mouth about it.

#5  This past summer of '09 Divine she wanted to join me for my everyday obsessive overdo-it bike riding.  "Sumo Suzy has to get exercise."  That was on 4/13/09.  I will wait until 2036.  For real.  That is the minimum.

#6  Last summer I draped a sheet over the steps in the basement because I share it with her and two other renters of good use.  "What?  Do I have to pay a toll now?"  No reply.  I will, though when she forget who I am or some other plan element?  Yeah.  "I don't think that's funny."  Laugh my butt off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#7  I forgot my clothes in the washer. Ha.

#8  Suzy showed me her 70s apartment with a dirty green wall.  She has "billions of crosses" but has she taken it up??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

#9  She has vampire figurine.  Eek.  Gat.  Cat.  Drat.  Hat?

#10  She barged into my apartment after happy hour (4-6) (unlawful) and asked if I was ok.  Then, she banned me from Van's Bar for bothering her.  That is not working.  I came back in Sept. '09 and she complained to her boss about me.  She doesn't know me.  IF she did she would tell him good things like she used to.  There are no good memories in hell except for when you had chances to change and say the Jesus prayer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#11  I saw her take off in the taxi and she may be noticed in May 2009.

#12  I blasted my music late at night in 2009 between 2:00 and 3:00 a.m.  She was crazed that she knew I was up having FUN  at 12, 2, and 4.  She couldn't believe it.  But, Suzy I will never take this off Bravehhost.  Even when I have to pay for it.

#13  Last December she thought it was good that had my damn TV set on.  Boy, is she regular.  Joking.  Can't you take a joke?  Sure.  It's not serious.  I love poking fun at others but no one has been here for me like Suzy.  Read this...

#14  She was very mad and banged on the door.  Her sign says that UNRULY CHILDREN WILL PICK MY WEEDS.

#15  At the last chance I had to talk to her in good terms Wake up Little Suzy was talking to "Neighbor Gary".  I made a little mistake and then she yelled "hey."  Then, she got her garden hose and tried to hose me down.  I let her.  I used my storm door to shield the poisonious beatle juice water.

#16  I dumped off a box full of sexy lingerie and she took the whole thing.

#17  Here is the funniest of the them all.  She was telling me who nice of a neighbor she has.  Me.  Me.  She stroked my chest.  Boy, did I blush.  Nick liked that.  Nick Cihlar liked that.  Then...

#18  Another time she patted me repeatedly in front of Livin' Loraine Neighbor, at apt. #2.

#19  Suzy P. Bloch, age 51 and very pretty with her nice sandals said, "woo."

#20  I forgot her best buddy's name and she kept calling her "Carla" when it's Carlie Mickey.

#21  She said that she wanted a nice neighbor.  I was.  But, this whole thing is sad.  Come back in 2012 or sooner and see if I tell you any updates about her being my buddy again.  Ha.  A nice guy.

#22  Suzy did this twice.  She reached out slowly and kissed me on the cheek.  Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

#23  This woman cranked about my dropping some dumb bell on floor late at night.

#24 Big Baby whined to Manager Patti about me and thanks to that I no longer can rent there.  I am at my parents but Oakwood is still looking good.

#25  I talk a lot to myself and she could hear "everything" so I say and sing a lot of funny stuff.

#26  Playoffs '08.  Packers and the Bears.  She shouts 4 her team and I shout for mine.  It goes on for a good long while. woooooo.

#27  Christmas '08:  She hangs a wreath without my knowing (ha ha) and then brakes the law.  I caught her opening my door and coming inside to kindly turn on the lights.

#28  She exercises as a demo in the basement.

#29  Her storage is a mess.  She toys with me about music and says there will be music before Christmas on down there.  No such thing.

and #30:  I plan to spray her garden hose at her windows and flowers and maybe her really nasty-like.  This will happen in 2010.

Thank you, Pyscho Sumo Special Suzy!  You belong at Jak's Place._______________________________________________

9/10/09  Suzy's World  Rated:  NR  This was a work on paper that is transferred to the Web to keep up with the times.  CYBER-APPROVED!  The story first shows you the history of world through Suzy's eyes (supposedly) and actually depictz some of her real thoughts.  I am not intending to flatter or obsess.  As they all say, enjoy.

               God created woman first on 1/6/0.  All presidents were women except for Eisenhower, of course.  The Bloch's of the 1500s were royal.  Plus, they explored and found America's west side in 1 A.D.  Women are more than helpers.  They're leaders.  Oh, Pat Q. Bloch founded Blochica (America).  The first music decade according to this Suzy was the 50s.  Boy, are we classic and showy.  Blochica was renamed Flower Zone in 1957.  The Blochs endorsed bagatelle in the 1870s.  The Block Sloper was made my Abe Bloch.  The inital car was Chevrolet Cruiser Cart '57.  The cordless phone succeed the dial ring in 1960.  Plus, it was on sale for $18.00.  Henry Ford ended up being a loser train operator.  Ford was mad one day with the failing engine and bad design and fired everyone.  Then, he was done.  With trains, anyway*.  The World Wars were about the rents costs at Spruce Court in Sturgeon Bay.  W.W. I happn'ed in 1950.  Rent was $150/month.  Bert Bloch got it lowered by $50 by firing his ice-thermalized squirt gun at the landlord, Batsindorves.  The T.V. was pushed in the dawn of time.  How?  The first show to go with it was The Flower Queen, starring Angelica Jolie in 4.5 billion B.C.E.  When Al Copone smuggled he prevailed and shot Ness in his sleep.  The other four federal agents feared that they had no leader and ran away.  The very very first cartoon was Blochhead shown in 1959 in black-and-white so Suzy could see it in time for her second birthday whenever that is.  Wizard of Oz was about flower gardens five miles in area that extended forever onto a stretch of land that went from the earth to another demension*.  Give you a break?  It was also co-centered on hi-tech arts and crafts.  "World War" II concerned the right to be left alone from telemarketers and Crocker McMillian's Leave Me Be Act of 1955 in honor of the Einstein.  Was he Christian?  State of Illionis vs. Sweety Bloch.  Oh, there's no government just like in The Time Machine.  Well, the population of the Blochs is 50,000,000.  They all favored that you should not have to unlist your phone number.  There were many Blochs due to the fact that there were many beauties (ha) & beauty runs wild like Hulkamania in this here family!  I don't mean The Hulk.  Heavens, no.  The first human being to to make jeans was Walrusnest Bloch.  In 1955 during the so-called World War his product, Hottie Pants were developed lovingly and came up higher than the future Capris.  The first rock singer was Elvis on 6/21/50.  Color T.V. came in 1961 in honor of Joe Cihlar and Space War, whatever that is.  Honor this, honor that, ha ha.  That's what I do.  Paragraph coming:.

               Then, in 1957 Suzy happened.  Her parents, Patrica P. and Mikey were the manager of legendary wrestler manager Freddie Blassie and the one who made a plastic ornament.  For crying out loud.  In the birthing center real Steve Austin music played loudly and the sound of breaking glass occured.  November 23, 1957 at 3:12 a.m. in honor of the time when it was one minute before school let out after changing the time from 3:10.  No, not a'm. for school.  Dimtweeter.  She was in Parkridge.  As a baby "Suzy Q." was placed in a mini hot tub while she kissed the boy next door who has zero to do with me.  Baxter Stockphoto, in honor of Suzy's before last neighbor, Baxter, a girl.  At the preripe age of two she recalls moving to this town.  The road signs were messed up in Chic-ago so they had "enough."  How many years of Suzy did we have in real life?  Don't answer.  "Enough of her."  This page is really becoming.  Ha! 

In 1960 or 1961-classic, huh?-Suzy got a boy toy.  A big Delco Electronic Company PDP-1 Professional Digital Program university mainframe computer.  No, they aren't affliated with D.E.C. or M.I.T.  Dream on, my friendlies.  Mayb you better let me do the dreaming, BROTHER.  It cost $120,000.00.  Her friend Carla Micka (not Carle Mickey on the west side of town) from Rock Island's north side knew that Massachussets had a learning facility that propertied a PDP-1 mainframe!  Yes!  She did!  Ergo, It was not for sale, for an obvious reason as the game history books say.  No.  Too bad.  However, yes, however, Carla's college roommate Couchica B. (Beula) Cassidays was studying computer science and knew Steve Russell.  (Do not look him up so you don't spoil the story.)  This story shows you what a student-me-thinks the game industry would be like if this big computer game were commerical and overcame the odds.  Russell was one guy among a group working hard on some sort of program to mimmick a space ship battle.  Keep in mind that programs only had words back in the early 60s and a game was unheard of!!  What inspired the game was a Lensman novel from 1940.  I have not looked that up yet!!!  Any way, sheesh, games?  Would you readers and Web surfers believe that it was called "Space War!"?  Oh, in the 50z Suzy had no computer.  Ha, ha, hee, hee, ha.  But, her I.Q. was 160%.  Let me get back to the college connection with Carla.  

Russell (a real person) told Carla the cost of a P.D.P.-1.  Yet, to be frank, Suzy's friend's cohort's long lost relative, Butch Sueanne Cassiday, a lady, won a survey for $150,000.05.  She gave the money away and it changed hands through these people until Mikey, Suzy's bold father owned it.  Mikey bought the computer and made history because the "game" it housed was relatively simple-shoot and dodge missiles while worrying about the nearby Sun.  Worry is out by the way.  Patrica exclaimed, "How can that electric junk machine show that there game?  There are none games like dat around here.  What's going on?"  She freaked out.  "We are, like, the only [consumers] outside the very limited collegez or universities with a computer!  I don't even heared of one.  What the hell (****) is it?  A monster?  Can it know what you're thinking?  Well, well, well, well.

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Well, this part of the story takes up quite the space.  However and there is a good however, although the real Suzy! may not like "computer enlightenment" or games, like this one, Nicky-that's me-considerz this "section" to be highly stimulating for the brain.  That's all I know well, and QUITE FRANKLY, I could be an author some shiny day...

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Suzy's four (figured what year it is now?) and her friends, enemies, teachers, etc., etc., etc., etc., etc. kept coming over and harassing her to see the b&w marvel.  Annoyed the the maximum, she said "no" to 'em all.  Am I a computer geek?  Suzy B. lived on Seventh Avenue where the drugs are booming for real.  So, she begged her mother and prayed to move.  The Bloch family moved.  Their place of decision was next to Briggsville Gardens (laughs)

(I do not suppose that you or your friends at Van's are reading this story.  If you are, I'll gladly move or take this off if you want????????? I hope to God that you are getting a payoff.  Instead, I perhaps would upload my artwork.  Moving on his hard.  Moving on may not be nesscary when people forgive.  Moving on can be done if it's the right thing.  AMAZING.  ARE YOU?)tm******************************

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The game's public sale changed the aim of the history of vid. games.  Here we go!!  Ok, this hick town wished they could have a section of the hot "video" action.  Being a town of 9359*, word never got far from the big hill in Brussels that is really big.  Just joking.  Laughter is the best...  Did the Internet exist?  It's 1961.  Uh.  Uh, the Apranet did not exist yet. 

But, Russell conceived of the notion to mass-produce the circular-screen wonder at a very ridiciously stupid cost.  Crazy?  You'll have to rub your eyes and find out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Russell waited until 1966 when parts would be cheaper, a fact.  Bank on it.  In that painful five-year period the thought perlocated in his mind's eye and he wrote articles about it in the Mass. Mixer.  People loved it so much that Nixon even said a word about it:, "Blochians, the spread of news has swept the nation by storm and I have caught wind of it.  This, uh, computer that plays actual games.  I hope I can play it.  Does it take tokens? That is all."  A researcher named La Resistance Lightspeed predicted: 

"People:  this new technology known currently to us humans as the computer game is mysterious, wonderous, and incredible.  We can only guess what it will become.  Where did it come from?  Mere humans?  What makes it tick?  What will our kids think of it?  What else might it do?  Play music?  Teach us?  Wipe out the world?  One thing is for certain.  And that is, (coughs) this game is fun and we naturally long to improve on service.  Thus, what could possibly come next?  A realistic computer?  One that looks like a color photograph?  I'm staged to say it is here to stay.  I heard that it had something to do with a model train.  The train led to some machine ticking and then a program and inspiration.  Didn't these goofballs have work to do?  Reminds me of NASA.  Some say that is a stupid and the benefit of concentration will wipe you out.  Think twice.  Thrice.  Space War! is a big thing.  Space War! has captured our attention and my study shows that there may have been a game 14 years before this one.  What was it-a radio sytheisizer?  A device for changing the signals so the songs sound altered?  Perhaps!!  Audio seems to be less spiffy than that of video.  If I get my hands on it I want to beat it.  But, relax.  It is only available to an elite few.  A few good men.  But, maybe someone new will put out some machine that CAN be sold at Joe's store some day.  Let us look forward.  We can't always stay in the present.  Mark my words.  Fifty years from now we will be able to use a television remote control with a wire to play that space game from some sort of thing like a computer.  Will it even at all compute?  Gully.  If none of this comes to be true, then my euology will not be as thrilling and special since this world is all about having fun.  You can quote me on that one.  The game is far off.  As you were."